The Spank Mistress and the Mountain Man

I had the most fabulous caller last night, and because he’s a naughty little exhibitionist at heart, he gave me permission to blog all about it.  I’m so glad that he did, because it was the MOST fun I’ve had in a long time! First of all, the Mountain Man is one of those rugged outdoor types who spends his whole summer camping alone in places like Yellowstone, where there are grizzly bears and black bears and even wolves now! Just him and his Jeep and his backpack – I truly admire people who can do that and enjoy the experience, I enjoy it vicariously through them!  Because, dear readers, the Spank Mistress’s idea of roughing it is an adorable little cabin somewhere with no internet connection:) But, having worked for the State Parks in another state and living in the Great Smoky Mountains myself, the Mountain Man and I found ourselves with a lot in common and a lot to talk about. We made each other laugh and I thoroughly enjoyed his company!

After a while, I learned that he was at a motel room, having just come in from one campsite and that he was heading out in the morning, this time off to the Badlands of SC for a new adventure. I’ve heard of the Badlands and this is a dedicated outdoorsman, I tell you what.  He’d wanted to grab a shower and a bed and a good meal, and I thought his priorities were charming.  Because, after those things, he called our phone sex line for some fun and conversation. The Mountain Man had actually looked us up ages ago and saved phone numbers and names that he liked from the website, found them in his Jeep, and brought them into the motel with him. We spent a good deal of time just talking, and he was very sweet, telling me what a fun person I was, and I have to confess, he just charmed me too. We talked like old friends, very comfortable with each other.  LOL, and as happens on long calls with friends, at one point he had to pee and didn’t want to hang up, so I just said “Take me with you and I won’t listen!”. We got a huge laugh out of that and I kept teasing him about it, because that is when he started getting really hard, when he got embarassed and I kept making him blush.

When I realized that making him blush and teasing him made my Mountain Man hard, I couldn’t resist it. You all know the Spank Mistress better than that! I love that delicious sense of control that knowing a man’s trigger spots gives me. He confessed to liking CFNM fantasies and I played with that for a while, having him stroke for me and an imaginary group of ladies, with him all naked and helpless, putting on a big show. And then, I told him that I just wanted him to stroke for me, I wanted to hear his moans and imagine his every move.  I knew that this was one of the very rare instances where the Spank Mistress, Miss Tara the Terrible, WANTED to hear a boy come. YES, I wanted to let him have his cummies! He stroked for me in the most lovely way, and when I wanted to, I told him how to touch himself to please me even more. I told him what I would be doing to him if we were together, how I’d stroke his ball and touch him behind them…and when I heard that burst of hot excitement and embarassment in his voice, I told himt to lube up a finger.  Oh yes, my big handsome rugged Mountain Man likes a finger in his ass and he fingered himself for me and stroked until he came all over his tummy in great big spurts!! So humiliating! And yet, it made him half hard again as I kept teasing him about it while we talked afterwards.

The Mountain Man loved the idea of me sharing this fun, rowdy, amazing, embarassing call with everyone who could read it, and asked if I might tell some of my girlfriends here at LDW about him too. I just might!  He’s a natural flirt and tells wonderful stories and it’s so easy to make him blush, it ought to be a crime. AND, he loves that finger up his ass!! (Hee hee hee). I can’t wait to talk to him again, and I recommended several wonderful ladies that I work with as well, so if  he calls you, tease the hell out of him, ladies!! He’s worth it!! I consider the Mountain Man a dear new friend, with naughty benefits!

Also, I recommended these two books to my Mountain Man, and anyone who is intrigued by his summer of camping all over the west might enjoy them too.  A WALK ACROSS AMERICA and THE WALK WEST by Peter Jenkins. 

hugs,

Miss Tara  Don’t forget to listen to my audios, right here on their own page ! Call me at 800-356-6169

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Happenings

What a busy month July has been! Our own darling Jem bug had a birthday on July nineteeth, she might grow into those evil EEEs one of these years! And her mandibles are so sleek and unlined, so girlish and flexible. And SHE is blogging again too! Girl Friday, Tracer Billy’s former secretary, has set up her own PI office and her adventures so far are too funny, as she searches through the mean streets of Paradise on the trail of Billy Bear.  With stiletto heels to show off her get away sticks, her cheaters firmly velcroed in place, and her roscoe tucked into her bra, Friday is one fearless broad. She even entered a chatroom full of Mistresses to interview me, and now she’s off to brave Giantess Gretchen! Think Stephanie Plum with Bogie’s vocabulary:)

And then there is my little sugar pink sissy Vanessa, who is determined to be the biggest sissy fag I’ve ever blogged about. She knows she’s got to work hard to manage it but I have to say, she’s certainly prancing around in public like a big gay ballerina. Recently, this pathetic excuse for a non man went out and bought a skirt, then put it on and wore it all over the mall! Now the skirt had no pockets, so she was just simply FORCED to buy a very feminine and frilly purse to carry her keys and wallet in.  She showed herself off to everyone she could see, flaunting her skirt, wearing panties, and a bra under her polo shirt, just like the sissy bitch she is. Every humiliating glance and giggle was like applause to her silly ears. And don’t we all know that our Vanessa would have really liked to have big sparkly earrings to attract even more attention to herself! I can’t wait to see what she will do next in her quest to be a huge sissy fag!!

Hugs,

Miss Tara Don’t forget to listen to my audios, right here and waiting for you! Then call me at 800-356-6169

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Where are all the REAL MEN?

The Spank Mistress loves real men. Big strong tall strapping specimens of manhood with large throbbing meaty thick cocks to please me all night long. And yet, I’m surrounded by teeny weeny inferior boys whose personal equipment can’t even really be called a penis, they have pee pees!! And lately, they are all calling me,  as if I could ever be interesting in their itty bitties except to laught at them.  There has been MUCH laughter, so I’ll share some of them with you.  And believe it or not, these pathetic little fucks gave me their permission to tell about them in my blog. Practically begged and drooled at the idea of me ridiculing them in public like this!  Go figure, right?

First of all, let me tell you about amy. That’s right, he was so unmasculine, I gave him a girlie nom de shame. amy has one of the tiniest useless little lumps I’ve ever heard of, and he still was eager to tell me all about it. He HAS to masturbate, of course, because no woman would ever have anything to do with something as tiny as that!  amy talked on and on about how humiliating it is to know that he’ll never be any kind of a man and I had to agree with him. That would be rough. But, it’s also REALLY funny!

Just tonight, I had another A, and that’s all I’ll call him. Just like all my other three inch wonders, he confessed to a fascination with big dicks, the ones that REAL MEN have.  He isn’t a little cocksucker, he insisted, he’s not gay, but he’d love to be in a position to be able to touch a long strong woman pleasing prick. The Spank Mistress, as you might guess, was not surprised in the least. :)

Hugs,

Miss Tara call me at 800-356-6169  and don’t forget to check out my audios, right here on the blog!!

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