The Spank Mistress and the Mountain Man

I had the most fabulous caller last night, and because he’s a naughty little exhibitionist at heart, he gave me permission to blog all about it.  I’m so glad that he did, because it was the MOST fun I’ve had in a long time! First of all, the Mountain Man is one of those rugged [...]

Happenings

What a busy month July has been! Our own darling Jem bug had a birthday on July nineteeth, she might grow into those evil EEEs one of these years! And her mandibles are so sleek and unlined, so girlish and flexible. And SHE is blogging again too! Girl Friday, Tracer Billy’s former secretary, has set [...]

Where are all the REAL MEN?

The Spank Mistress loves real men. Big strong tall strapping specimens of manhood with large throbbing meaty thick cocks to please me all night long. And yet, I’m surrounded by teeny weeny inferior boys whose personal equipment can’t even really be called a penis, they have pee pees!! And lately, they are all calling me,  [...]