Comments on: Cock Control and the Spank Mistress

By: Jembug

Jembug — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:04:20 +0000

::Gets back up and stumbles in a circle, brushing off dust and straightening a bent wing::

Gee whizzzz… I was almost certain that you were The Blockinator, so I’m sure relieved that you were able to disprove that theory.

buggie

::falls over::

By: Administrator

Administrator — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:07:28 +0000

Jemmie, darling, we both know that Billybear’s theories are always halfcocked and laughable. DON’T WE? ::eyeing can of Raid:: I couldn’t possible be some kind of vampiress. That’s like saying I was..I dunno, a Giantess or something! Totally absurd. And I’m certainly not a machine. I mean, after all, could a machine dip her little cootie like THIS? And like THIS? and ::twirltwirltwirl:: oopsie! Right through a wall! Sorry buglet, but I’m glad that we got this silly machine thing cleared up. ::caresses can of Black Flag::

smoochies,
Miss Tara

By: Jembug

Jembug — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:35:53 +0000

Miss Tara, you are just tooooo good at Trivia. There has to be an explanation. Billybear hints in his blog that you could possibly be a vampiress, but I’m not so sure. I’m beginning to wonder if maybe there could be other reasons for your almost machine-like efficiency at cockblocking in the Tivia game.

I have a theory and I’ve devised a little test to see if we can find out the answer once and for all. The test involves answering just a few questions:

1. Do you frequently tell people, “I’ll be bock”?

2. Have you ever pulled someone from the cab of a semi truck and told them to “Gettt Outtt!”?

3. Do dogs inexplicably begin to bark when they are near you?

4. Do the data displays in your field of vision ever become distracting?

Hopefully we can put my silly little theory to rest once we analyze the results of the test.

Best regards,
Jembug