The Spankmistress "Shocks the Monkey"

Well, no, not really. I did shock a chicken though.  A big chicken.  A big ass chicken known as cluck the dumb fuck. Now, before you all start hollering about cruelty to animals, think about it. Would your beloved SpankMistress REALLY shock one of our poor innocent feathered friends?  Of course not. But when my darling Ms. Elizabeth invited me to shared a call with a huge tarred and feathered dumbfuck who has been made into a human chicken, who was allowed to only speak in chickenspeak (and it was actually a chatty ol chicken!), and she offered me the chance to shock its balls whenever I pleased…well I couldn’t resist. It would answer the command to shock itself with two sorrowful clucks, and then explode in a series of clucks as he felt the pain. ::snicker:: It was hysterical. And then there were the videos!

The reason this pathetic loser was being put through this particular course of utter humiliation? It beat Ms. Elizabeth in her Fantasy Football League of Pain! Can you believe it? She says she’s never punished anyone before for beating her, but cluck the dumb fuck aka asslick was too much to resist. He was ordered to make videos of him tarring and feathering himself with molasses and a huge pillow of feathers on a plastic tarp. It was hysterical! This pitiful bit of poultry will do anything for his Mistress, he threw himself into the chickenizing with abandon and it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. He squawked right along with the conversation, so cute! When we talked about things that embarrassed him, his chickenspeak was all embarassed. I loved it.:)

Ms. Elizabeth, thank you so much for sharing cluck the dumb fuck with me last night. As I understood, she was calling as many mistresses as she could to spread this pathetic loser around as much as possible, and I think that was lovely of her.  I know a LOT of ladies got a good laugh last night. Ms. Elizabeth,  I adored you before, now I FUCKING adore you!! You all need to visit Ms Elizabeth’s blog and see if our sternest Mistress might not be a perfect match for you!!

Hugs,

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