Spank Mistress Tara Speaks!! – brought to you by LDW Group

YOU! That’s right, you, with the itty bitty package. Just step away from the bar and come over here. I’m holding penis inspection  tonight and you haven’t been measured yet. I know you haven’t, I don’t see your hand stamp. THAT hand stamp tells me you are over 21 and paid the cover charge, it [...]

I had the nicest comment made to me this morning. A fellow IMed me to find out when I’d be available to chat again, because he had been reading my blog and he loved it. I put so much of myself into my blog, when someone tells me it’s smart and funny, I am SO [...]

Yeah yeah yeah, the Mexican St Patrick’s Day. I guess every culture needs one day to cut loose and get drunk as a skunk. What I don’t understand is why Corona seems to be the beer of choice. It’s totally expensive, and yet, it tastes like garbage unless you lime it up. Give me a [...]