A random funny stolen from the Red Lobster blog

Why the internet is like a penis

* It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
* In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the [...]

October 24th, 2007 | Category: | Leave a comment

Why be a slut?

Sluts. This used to be an insult! But among the majority of my callers, being called a slut makes them even more excited and ready to play. I talk to a lot of sissies, and when they want to play dress up, I always ask if they want to be dressed like a good girl, [...]

October 23rd, 2007 | Category: forced femme, fun calls, philosophy, sex toys, sissy calls | 2 comments

Bodyworship and the Spank Mistress

Bodyworship, throne sitting, ass and leg adoration. I knew men appreciated women’s bodies, I’m not stupid. They lust after them, and for centuries the real test of an artist has been his ability to portray the nude woman. So it shouldn’t surprise me that there are men for whom the female form is a thing [...]

October 22nd, 2007 | Category: philosophy, playful mistresses | 3 comments
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