There once was a little pindick piggy who was convinced he had a huge cock. It was only four inches long and very thin, like a toothpick, but he loved his itty bitty penis and always whipped it out proudly when he met a new girl. It was the best part of the night, when a girl finally got to see the mini package he carried in his pants. And even though he was always hearing things like “Is it in yet?” and “Is that all there is?”, he was not discouraged. He just had the bad luck of meeting girls with incredibly large pussies, pussies that overwhelmed even his legendary dick.

Then, one day, he was online and came across a website that astounded him. It was full of beautiful women, smart sexy women, confident women who spoke openly and freely about all kinds of things, including cocks. And they had the most interesting things to say about dicks the size of his. They called them TEENY WEENIES! They called them ITTY BITTIES! They laughed at pindicks like his, they scorned them and said that there was no way they ever would have enjoyed one of his exhibitions, let alone fucked him afterwards. They, and this was hard to believe, said that their minimum standard for Real Men started at TWICE the size of his studly wares. EIGHT INCHES? It was difficult for the pindick piggy to understand. He had been so sure of himself, so convinced that his dick was a cock for the ages. How could he be so wrong? But these women were intoxicating, men gathered around them and begged for their attention. Paid for their personal one to one attention, and showered them with gifts too. THESE women, these confident strong women, couldn’t be WRONG.

So, the pindick piggy put away his dreams of being the world’s greatest lover and devoted himself to amusing these wonderful women. They seemed to enjoy teasing him and laughing at his needle thin flip flopper, and their laughter was as magnificent as the rest of them. So he paid his dues, joined the crowds around them, and in time found a few special ladies to tribute with his time and money and presents. And he found a new goal! Maybe his dick was the thinnest one out there! The most amusing! The teeniest weenie wagging! The one the wonderful women would laugh at most! And, with this in mind, the pindick piggy was happy again.