Penii and the SpankMistress

Forgive me, guys, when I grow impatient with you and your penii. I know you love them and you want ME to love them too. I know that guys who have big hanging donkey schlongs want me to ooo and ahhh and enjoy the sight of their massive manhoods. And I know that other guys, with their two and three inch teeny weeny wonder willies want to hear me laughing and know that their itty bitties are amusing me. What I forget sometimes is that you are telling me about them because it’s exciting for you to have a woman paying attention to your penis. It’s almost irresistable for a woman you aren’t dating to be interested in that demanding second head of yours, so I’m going to try and be more understanding when you just HAVE to bring it up in chat, even if we’ve discussed its size many times before. And even if you’ve asked me if three inches is small for a penis fifty times before, I’ll try to remember that this is YOUR penis you are sharing, and so the question is never going to get old to you. This is YOUR PENIS, and you are talking about it IN PUBLIC, with a smart funny demanding sexy WOMAN!! How can you really resist, especially since you’re pretty much thinking with that second head at the moment? LOL, so bring on the penii and I’ll try to admire them and laugh at them more in public. Just don’t start asking me about letting you come or anything. Miss Tara still doesn’t care about boy cummies