NOT A TECHIE

So, I think of myself not only as a devastatingly sexy phone sex goddess, but a fair geekess in training when it comes to the computer. After all, I’ve built two or three fairly decent websites in my past, written all the HTML code for them, blah blah blah. Do you think I can upload a new theme for this webpage? Or go in and change the stupid colour code on THIS theme? Think again, chickies. I might be able to make you come in your pants by thinking naughty thoughts, but my computer seems to be immune to my charms. It must be female. Damn, in a fight for biggest bitch supremacy with the magic glowing box. I’m in trouble, pets.

On a more pleasant note, my long lost darling bad girl sissy maid Colette left me a couple of sweet comments on my first post. Kissies, darling, and a smart swat on the ass so you are sure this is me talking:) How’s that tender little love hole, missy? And your garish slutty make up?

More later, kidlets. I’ve had a long day shopping for the munchkins on Ebay. The Naughty Auntie is going to be on Santa’s Nice list this year. My wishlist might get me sent straight back to the Naughty list again, but ol’ Santa won’t turn down a visit to MY house::wink::

Kisses and spankings,
Miss Tara

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1 comment to NOT A TECHIE

  • maymay

    It looks like you’ve got WordPress 1.5 or later installed here. If you do, installing a new theme will be really easy for you. All you need to do is find one, and there are lots of really good themes already prepared for you, and then upload it to the your blog’s wp-conetnt/themes folder. Once there, it should appear in your blog’s admin under the Presentation panel.

    To find new themes, check out these great sites: WordPress Themes, WordPress Theme Browser, Alex King’s Theme Viewer, WordPress Theme Info. I’m sure there are even other options, but these are the ones I know of.

    Feel free to email me if you need additional help. I’ve been using WordPress since back-in-the-day, so I’m rather familiar with its inner workings. Best of luck to you, and please keep writing. :)

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