Spank Mistress Tara Speaks!!

August starts in a few hours and the Spankmistress is taking stock of her summer as it flies by. WHEEEEEEE! It’s been interesting, I only just realized it was halfway over. More so here in the Smokies, my friends are sending their munchkins back to school next week. Amazes me, back in CT, the kids don’t go back until after Labor Day. I always get sort of deep down excited and motivated to DO THINGS in the fall myself:) But at this point in the summer, I’m feeling the heat that you all are feeling too. Walking outside is like stepping into a sauna some days. So, I’ve been staying home, working my new night shift, sleeping part of the day with the A/C on high and watching Battlestar Galactica as fast as I can return the dvds to Netflix. I’m almost caught up now, any new recommendations? I’ve got a whole freakin month left and reality TV is turning my brain to mush. (Hush, victim! We are not discussing Big Brother anymore:) ) I’ve heard Veronica Mars was really good, and I think I’m going to watch Bladerunner, because I’ve never seen it.

The best part about this summer has been working a whole new shift and getting to know other mistresses a lot better. Ms Corrine is one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met, and having the opportunity to do a lot of two Mistress calls this summer has been a total delight. If you haven’t had the chance to talk to her, she looks like a delicate blonde doll, but that sexy giggle has pure domme steel behind it. Ms Corrine can play hard and she doesn’t put up with any disobediance from her boys which is just what some of you silly strokers need!

I’ve also been spending more time with Mistress Ryan, and OH, is she luscious or what? With those long long legs that can catch a slaveboy’s head between them and make him beg for mercy, to her razor sharp sense of humor that appreciates the ridiculous antics that her wankers get into, just to get her attention…Ms Ryan is a mistress to worship. Go find her in the chatroom and if you politely ask for permission to call her, you just might get it!

Tommorow, the foray into the rest of summer. I can’t wait to spend it all with you!!

Hugs,

Miss Tara  800-356-6169  don’t forget to check out my audio page to hear my dulcet tones:)

Hey there! I’ve been spending a lot of time in our free chatrooms lately and the people I’ve been meeting have been so much fun! We really do get the most interesting chatters and callers here at LDW. I’ve noticed that there are a lot of other Mistresses joining me in there as well and I don’t think I need to tell anyone what a blast a full chatroom with a gracious plenty of Mistresses can be! I had the true pleasure of being part of a great radio show, HUMP DAY, hosted by the hostess with the mostess, the magnificent MILF herself, Miss Vivian. Hump Day is every Wednesday at eight am in the main chatroom and it is FUN. Ms Viv plays comedy bits and has a great group of regulars, plus her toyboy roy, her personal real time subbie, fetching her coffee and getting picked on by all of the other ladies. He loves it, and I love me some Ms Vivian! She has some fabulous ideas, including the Group Post, which was such a big hit this month with the topic of TEARS.  Next month, the Group Post will be August fifth, and the topic will be our favorite roleplays! One of MINE is a two Mistress Giantess call I did with none other than sexy MILF Vivian, come back here to read all about it on August fifth - and then go read the blogs of all the other participating mistresses. I’ll have their names so you know just where to go!

I’ve also been enjoying my new regular Tuesday night chat with Ms Natalie, Madcap Tea with Milk and Cookies, at seven pm in the main chatroom every week! We are having a great time with the eclectic mix of sissies and sissy babies and folks with other fantasies that just can’t stay away from Ms Natalie’s amazingly sensual and fun personality. I have such a good time hanging out with her, I certainly can understand why everyone else is there too!! So, feel free to join us every week, there is always a spare teacup and a plate of cookies with your name on them. (In pink frosting!!)

hugs,

Miss Tara  800-356-6169 Don’t forget to visit my audio page to hear just what your Spankmistress SOUNDS like!!

First of all, I have to recommend a visit to Sissyville! Sissyville is THE place for all of our pink pantied precious petunias to get actual assignments from the Mistresses of Sissy School, all sorts of wonderful tasks to help you be the most feminine sissy you can be! I contribute new assignments there at least twice a month myself, and the sultry Hypno-Mistress Carmen posts them for your viewing pleasure. Wouldn’t you LOVE to complete an assignment and send Ms Carmen or I pictures of your success? At least send us a report about how you did it, you could be inspiring fellow sissies out there to live out some of THEIR dreams as well!!

I also had the real pleasure of speaking to Nancy Knickers again! Her Mistress Wife was so pleased with my blog post about her little cunty cow that she is going to allow her humiliated little prissy pants to call me once a week instead of once a month! Nancy Knickers had to stand on a table in nothing but her panties and read my blog aloud several times for her Mistress Wife’s female friends while they laughed at her until they cried- they loved hearing how she had told me her most shameful secrets only to have me laugh mercilessly at her. And THEN to post all of those humiliating details on my blog, where hundreds of people can read about them! I don’t know if the cunty cow with her one little teat was crying more from embarrassment or from the good stout caning all of those ladies give her at their little meetings. LOL, if that wasn’t enough, I’m told that Nancy is going to be locked away in a cock cage so that she can’t ever stroke her knickered nub again, and that her Mistress Wife is delighted to finally be taking this step. I can’t wait until her next call to hear how Nancy Knickers and her pathetic little wee wee is being humilated next!!

hugs,

Miss Tara  call me after midnight at 800-356-6169!

visit my audio page to hear my voice for yourself!

It’s been a hot time in the old chatroom this last week or so. My darling Ms Ryan has nicknamed me Spanks, which is only fair, since I’ve been calling her Stems, my Long Stemmed American Beauty with the gorgeous legs.  LOL, Ms Catherine was Ryan’s Hot Buttered Scone, which transformed into Biscuit today. Either way, it’s a hot buttered bun, which is my specialty. Asia has been running wild, I’ve been grabbing and spanking her every chance I get in the sissy chatroom. Tonydshrimp, who has a thing for giantesses and stroking, was given quite a severe thwipping the other night, not to mention hearing the sizzle of butter hitting a hot saute pan. You have to thwip shrimp, they’re too small for a real spanking, and one hates to bruise the appetizers. Plus, a certain Havoc all but dared me to spank her impudent little tush!! She might have been new to the chatroom, but her panties pulled down just as easily as my other little spankable sluts, and she ended up on display with her face in Ms Ryan’s lap for five minutes.

 It always amuses me how many people seem eager to either be spanked themselves or to see another chatter get spanked. Very few people leave, in fact the peanut gallery gets downright vocal watching, and if I wanted to monopolize the place, I usually have a long list of volunteers asking how they can get into the action. I asked a certain sissy friend, who used to get spanked quite frequently, what was the attraction from that end, so to speak. And she told me that for her, part of it was the attention, being singled out and center stage with everyone sharing her bare bottomed fun.  Heck, sounds good to me!!

So, if it’s YOUR turn to be spanked, check out the chatrooms and come find Miss Tara, the Spankmistress.

WHACKITYWHACKWHACK!!

Miss Tara 800-356-6169  Check my audio page and schedule page for updates frequently!!

There are new holidays on the horizon and the Spankmistress is planning to enjoy them to the fullest!  Coming in August is WORLD SISSY DAY, August 16th! I think this is going to be fabulous and we here at LDW will be celebrating in the Sissy Chat Room and all over the place on that special day. And it is going to be special - can you just imagine it? Pink and sparkly and fizzing like the best pink champagne! We’ll have to ask Miss Sissy School - our own Steph Marie- to make an appearance in one of her finest gowns and speak to her sister sissies on things like Mistresses and makeup and pretty panties:) There will be more, lots more, as we finalize our celebration plans, but all of our lovely sissies should plan to spend WORLD SISSY DAY with the ladies of LDW!!

The other lovely holiday  is one that I, your darling Spankmistress, have created for myself. The 31 DAYS of MY BIRTHDAY!! That’s right, I believe that for my service to, and love of, the phone sex community, I deserve mucho celebration of my natal day. I’m not getting any older, of course, just more mature and sexy! So, from now until the actual date (August 19th!!!), I will be accepting good wishes and prezzies of all kinds from my adoring playmates:)

And, lest I be amiss, we can’t forget one very important established holiday! Our darling fembug herself, Jemmie, the bodaciously bouncing bimbo boobed babe, had her OWN birthday on Thursday. She wasn’t able to make her party at Tease Time, but here at The Spankmistress’s Blog, I want my little mantis to know she is loved dearly. And, that her Birthday Spanks are waiting for her:)

Hugs,

Miss Tara  800-356-6169

I had the most delightful call this morning from “John”, who really wanted his name used and to be thoroughly humiliated in my blog. But, as the Spankmistress and the writer of the blog, I get to do what I want and “this is the way I roll”. Homies. Anyway, early this morning a light male voice introduced himself as Nancy Knickers, it’s been ages since we spoke and I was very pleased. NancyKnickers is a pathetic sissy in prissy panties, with a puny penis trapped inside them. His Mistress Wife only allows him to be milked at long irregular intervals, she refers to him as her CuntyCow, which had me rolling on the floor laughing at him and his one tiny teat.  Oh and the harder I laugh at him and his little naughty nub, the more humiliated he is and the harder he gets in those sissy knickers.  His voice would just SQUEAL when he got excited..there were times when I couldn’t breathe because I was laughing so hard. Then I found out that his Mistress Wife invites her friends over to see her little cuntycow, to cane him, and to laugh at him because he needs to be milked so badly. She allows him to get on the internet once a month, and then she goes and reads all about his perverted phone sex call in the blog of the Mistress he called!! That way, if Nancyknickers with the needle nub did anything he shouldn’t have done, she has proof and can cane him even harder at her next luncheon. I do enjoyed my call with this prissy little sissy and I look forward to hearing more stories about how his tiny teat is aching to be milked. I just wish we could have a little caning party of our own, with me and some of my favourite Mistresses. With all the laughter, that puny pantied penis would be standing as tall as a wee thing can!!

Hugs,

Miss Tara 800-356-6169

See my audio page to hear what I sound like, and check my schedule page to arrange for your own call!!

So you want to change, my little pet. You want to know what it is really like to be a woman, to be soft and fragrant and desired. You want to wear beautiful clothes and delicate high heels, to have a mani and pedi at least once a week to keep your nails perfectly polished. You want to be the sort of woman that stops traffic, turns head, comes loud and deserves everything she ever gets, just because she’s that kind of amazing woman. In short, you want to be a woman like me.

You’re a pathetic little sissy, but I like the way you dream big.  I’ll indulge this special phone sex fantasy. I’m willing to make you over, like a Goddess, in my own image. I’ll make you into the sort of woman you want to be, as much as I can, and then we’ll play together. You’ll soak in a tub with lots of hot water and scented oil, you’ll shave and wax every bit of hair from the neck down until your skin is smooth and pink. I’ll teach you to paint your toenails and fingernails a rosy pink, to slip into silken panties and camisole and sheer stockings, and to walk gracefully in high heels. We’ll apply your makeup, paint your lips with luscious gloss, and deck you out in a classic set of creamy pearls.

And then, my dear, I’ll take you out on the town, to a power club, where all those men who rule the world with their money go to eat. We’ll flirt with each other, feed each other, kiss in public and ignore any man who tries to send us drinks or join us. They have nothing that two incredibly feminine and lovely women need, do they? Those power brokers will be so frustrated, stroking themselves under their tables, when we walk out, to go back to my apartment. There is where I’ll undress you and make love to you, my delicate little lesbian darling, I’ll treat you the way only another woman can. Cherishing and loving your exquisite female form until you explode against me, your soft voice crying out as I kiss those beautiful tears of joy away.

Does it make it better or worse, that little ache in your soul, when Mistress is kind and grants your special wish? 

Hugs,

Miss Tara 800-356-6169

The three most dreaded letters in the english language just might be DYI. I’m not a big fan of Do It Yourself, and I can’t believe that there is a whole channel devoted to it. I don’t watch Extreme Home Edition. But, I confess that I used to be addicted to Changing Rooms and Ground Force on the BBC America, even though Trading Spaces never did much for me. I liked watching them transform room and completely change yards. I like a show called Sell This House on A&E too, where they “stage” a place that isn’t selling after having a hidden camera open house to see what people don’t like about the house. Appearances are very important, if we aren’t seeing it on shows like “Make Me a Top Dancing Supermodel Swan American Idol with Talent”, we’re seeing it in all the home makeover shows. I get that, and transformations are fascinating to all of us.

Maybe I come by my love of those shows honestly. Phone sex involves a lot of transformation too.  Just over the course of a call, a man goes from a strange voice to a person, someone who is making himself vulnerable by sharing something extremely personal with me. It might go further than that, if he dreams of making himself over in another image, like a slutty sexy sissy, sucking a lollipop and shaking his moneymaker down the stroll in a tight little mini skirt to make some coin for his mistress. He might want to see himself transformed into an object of ridicule, a cuckold mocked by his wife and her strong manly lover, maybe she has even told all of her girlfriends that he is a weak man so that he could never get another date, even if he left her. Almost anytime a fantasy begins, there is a chance to make him, or his mistress over in a new, sexy role!

Open yourselves to new experiences!! Read new blogs, explore new fantasies and never be afraid to tell your Mistress just who you want to be today!

Hugs,

Miss Tara  800-356-6169

Miss Vivian has really good ideas. This week, she came up with one that I found very intriguing. Several Mistresses, each offering her own thoughts on the same subject, on the same day. Today is that day and the topic is Tears.  That is a great topic, tears are so often part of the best phone sex calls.  There is a technical term, Dacryphilia, which roughly translates into gaining sexual pleasure from tears, from crying. And there are certainly a lot of callers who seem to experience this. I wonder if it means the same thing for the person who gains pleasure from crying and the Mistress who savours making her callers cry. Because I’m one of them. I love it when I have a humiliation slut on the phone, when I’m mocking his teeny weeny pathetic tool, and he breaks down, begging me to stop being so cruel. It just makes me laugh harder, and gives me that delicious feeling way down in my naughty pleasure places. Or when I have some loser cuckold telling me all about how his wife can’t get enough of her big stud and he cries when I tell him just how good a really big cock feels to a woman, how there’s no way he could ever measure up and should just get used to juicy cream pie for pussy. It just makes me want to giggle and say “Cry, you little bitch! Cry some more!”

Not to say that bringing a big strong guy to tears through physical pain doesn’t have its delights. I once brought a man to his knees in agony on the webcam, just by working his nipples with clamps, over and over. It was delicious. Painsluts turn me on, when their faces are as red as their whipped asses and they are crushing their balls while tears trickle down their cheeks. Is it wrong that this amuses me so? If it’s wrong, as the saying goes, then I don’t want to be right!!

Until next time, this was a fabulous idea!! Now go read what everyone else has to say about tears. I know I’m going too!!

Hugs,

Miss Tara  1-800-356-6169

And I’ve been reading other blogs, mostly. There are some brilliant ones out there in LDW land, some of our ladies are really interesting writers. And some of them have incredibly funny callers, sending in very incriminating videos and sharing stores that have me laughing my ass off. So, whenever I need a laugh or just want to know more about my fellow Mistresses, I head off on a Blog Read.

Let’s start with Ms Elizabeth. Her blog - here- is chock full of the hysterical things her troop of humiliated wankers and sissies do to amuse her. You really need to check out two of the videos “asslick” sent her, you may never look at holiday sparklers the same way again!! I can’t believe some of the things “Mean Elizabeth” makes her boys suffer, but hey, the blog is CALLED Natural Born Sadist.  I’ve always said that if you want a hardcore, rip you a new asshole and fuck you in it with a spiked dildo experience, CALL Elizabeth! She is a truly gifted dominatrix and humiliatrix!

From Ms Elizabeth’s cheerfully “fuck you” to a horse of another color all together, we come to the always intelligent and thoughtful Ms Dallas.  Her blog reflects the dedication that Ms Dallas feels toward her callers, she believes that a phone sex mistress should be carefully listening not only to what is said, she should be alert to what is not said.  It is obvious that this is not some casual fling, she is a career Mistress and when you call Ms Dallas, you get one hundred percent of her attention. She’s given all kinds of fetishes a lot of thought and research, no man should be afraid to share his fantasies with this knowledgable and sensual lady!!

I hope these few suggestions have sparked your interest in reading MORE of the fascinating blogs the ladies of LDW provide. They are the best way to get to know who is going to be the best match for your particular fantasy!!

Hugs,

Miss Tara